illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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white people bios be like:

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card
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deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

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automatically:

going to a buffet like

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saddestblogger:

ah yes, tumblr drama. it reminds me of the hunt

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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crustypork:

when you’re hungry and your friends won’t share their food with you

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wifiweed:

*goes to fancy restaurant orders the kids’ meal*

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ruinedchildhood:

when you’re hungry and you remember there’s leftovers

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when you realize someone already ate them

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